so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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