Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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