Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Randomize