You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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