I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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