if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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