So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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