I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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