you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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