I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
