if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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