I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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