Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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