Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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