I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize