It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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