Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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