Im at strip club and am horny
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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