god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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