My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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