I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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