For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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