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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

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  Well said.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

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  its only a rough draft.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room

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• (214): View more from Texas

  There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.

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• (914): View more from New York

  ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?

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