Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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