if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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