did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i will never coherently bang her
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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