i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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