ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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