I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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