He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Who died my cat blue again?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
