check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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