Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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