summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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