You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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