i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Randomize
