she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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