Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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