I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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