I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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