Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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