why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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