What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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