I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Randomize
