I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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