you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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