i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so let's talk penis.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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