I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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