Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm having to shit out rocks
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
