I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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