what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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