I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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