Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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