Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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