I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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